Reconsidering The Merits Of Incontinence From The Front Row Of The Shit Show

I can hear Valentina in the other room, laughing hysterically. I shudder to think what sort of depravity might be exciting her humors. Since the first day that we arrived in this shady, meth-infested trailer park, she has found constant amusement in the misbehavior of the community's most excessive characters. Yesterday I found her doubled …

Florida Veterinarian Files for License to Marry A Meme

The Port St. Lucie woman says she has never cared much for people, and has also become a bit jaded about animals, but claims that she has met the love of her life, and 'Meme of my dreams.'

Men Angrily React to ‘All We Are Saying Is Try Not To Be A Sadistic Brute’ Ad Campaign

The most recent public service announcement urging men to be their very best selves has drawn heated reactions and sparked a bizarre violent incident.

The Hard Times to Abandon Articles and Just Publish Headlines

A popular satire website has announced that it will stop publishing articles and direct their focus solely on writing catchy titles.

‘Have A Good One’ Comment Sparks Local Christian Outrage

Residents of Greatville have begun protesting a local convenience store after accusing an employee of anti-religious language.