Hotel maintenance work leads to lots of weird stuff, but nothing as weird as the time I received unwanted sexual advances from a compliance officer of the ADA.
An encounter with the down and out leaves me feeling helpless and depressed.
As it turns out, allergies can be super duper convenient.
Scraps of memories from my first few years.
Right around the time I turned five years old I lost my home, while a less lucky teenager lost his life.
About the same time I stopped using training wheels, I began breaking the law and damaging God's property.
A close childhood friend and I share a moment that has shaped my entire life.