This gaudy pastiche of tired tropes and clichés is an insult to fans of the genre.
Tag: horror
Give The Body Joy
The half dozen mindlessly savage assailants that have gathered in the parking lot are no match for the pair of mountain lions and single moose that Feria summons to dispatch them. Although she cannot use her magic directly against the neurally-displaced homicidal maniacs, she can use it to bend the rest of the animal kingdom … Continue reading Give The Body Joy
Black Summer Is Every Tired Zombie Cliche Rolled Into One
The new zombie television drama on Netflix, Black Summer, is a cornucopia of overused tropes combined into a contrived terror porn concocted for violence junkies.
I Want to Live in A World Where Monsters Are Undeniably Real
Vampires, werewolves and ghosts, oh my! How a world where monsters are real would be an improvement on the monsters just being us.
Last Words
When road rage leads to a curse of total silence, a man learns that the only thing worse than dying with the wrong last words is living with them.