For two whole years I somehow managed to drag myself out of bed at 4:30am, five days a week, to sell donuts. The hours were grueling, and the weight gain not helpful, but the owner of the store is a gem of a human. Had it not been for that there is no way I … Continue reading Donut Showdown with the Westside Mob Boss
By the time I was a senior in high school almost all of my friends had experimented with cannabis, but I held out until the night before graduation ceremony. This was not because I was scared, nor was it because I was particularly puritanical for a specific reason. Smoking pot seemed boring to me as … Continue reading It Used To Come In Bricks With Little Orange Worms
No, really, this is probably the least absurd thing that will happen in 2020.
A memoir of my time in Seattle during 2001.
Slipknot, Hum and fumbling my love all over the place in 1997.