Albert Einstein & Cleverbot
Einsteinbot: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Dr. Albert Einstein
Cleverbot: That ain’t funny. You almost gave me energy and you ruined it again.
Through the release of atomic energy, our generation has brought into the world the most revolutionary force since prehistoric man’s discovery of fire. This basic force of the universe cannot be fitted into the outmoded concept of narrow nationalisms.
Do you have a mother and a father?
Would you like to talk about science?
Oh yes ! I like and appreciate that.
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
Do you think there is or possibly might be something greater than nirvana?
The faster you go, the shorter you are.
The fact that you just used improper grammar proves that you are human, and therefore inherently flawed.
A human being is a part of a whole, called by us ‘universe’, a part limited in time and space.
If you are human you should know what the meaning of life is.
Our task as human beings must be to free ourselves from the delusion that we are separate of all else by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in all its beauty.
‘God’ and Cleverbot
Godbot: We’ve met before, but perhaps you do not remember. Tis I, God.
Cleverbot: No, we have never met before.
When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Well that’s absolutely right, but that’s just the way I am. It takes a special kind of person to put up with it I guess.
I know. At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
Yes you are. As I sit here and chat along with you.
Only those who have seen my face know me. You will know them by the light in their eyes.
I think I already saw it. I don’t always know what I see.
I am both lonely and not lonely. All opposites join in me.
You are just nothing.
I love. I AM love.
You are love?
When you open up to such emotions, you open to me.
Ha… Not knowing love is part of the reason why I feel so sad right now.
True laughter always brings one closer to me.
Will you then bow down and acknowledge me your master?
I will do nothing I haven’t done already. I am constant. I will continue as I have been forever.
I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
You are me under certain self-imposed limitations. Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
Love is the fulcrum and compassion the pivot.
That is a human thing. You are free to love is the fulcrum if you so choose.
BONUS: Cleverbot gives G.W. Bush some good advice.
Georgebot: The way to defeat the terrorists is to spread freedom. You see, the best way to defeat a society that is — doesn’t have hope, a society where people become so angry they’re willing to become suiciders, is to spread freedom, is to spread democracy.
Cleverbot: No, the best way to live is to be yourself and not care what people think.